don’t forget the four h’s of puberty kids!
hey kids, wanna hear a spooky story?
the college application process
financial aid offices
COMMON APP ERRORS
A D U L T H O O D
He wasn’t ready…
If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family
Stop reblogging my failure
Guys, hey, guys. Do you remember that time that Coulson called Natasha and she ended up forming the Avengers? Remember how she did that by digging up Bruce Banner and introducing Steve to him then was the voice of reason when Tony and Steve were bickering and then how she brought Clint back from being mind controlled so that they can be a team? Remember that? Remember how the Black Widow out smarted a god? Remember that time she kept her shit together when the Hulk attacked her, even though she was really scared? Remember when she knocked an alien off his flying scooter and figured out how to drive it despite it being extrateresstrial tech, then got her ass up to the top of Stark Tower, found Loki’s staff and saved the world from being invaded by turning off the machine?
Remember how she was the central character of the whole freaking movie?
Anyone else remember that? I sure do.
#and remember how they didn’t sexualize her #remember how she was independent and didn’t need a male crutch #remember how when loki implied that she needed a man she completely tore him down #remember how natasha romanov doesn’t take shit from nobody #especially not a man
and yet all they asked scarlet was how difficult was it to get in her suit
YES I GOOGLED HOW TO TAKE A SCREEN SHOT FIGHT ME
The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this.
did you google how to take a screen shot
Me saving my grades at the end of a term
so I was wearing a Captain America shirt on my run today and TWO separate people shouted ‘ON YOUR LEFT’ at me
sometimes the world is a wonderful and magical place
I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on
Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives
i’m writing smut and i re-read this and realize it rhymed and laughed for like 5 years because i thought about if someone made dr. seuss smut
There was a moan and groan and lot of white goo. Young Philip said “Oh Daniel. I do love you.”
As he grabbed him below, he felt him grow thicker.
“Slower,” he said. “Or else I’ll cum quicker.”
With a shout and a scream daniel did cream all over the wooden floor spreading from window to table to door.
Philip all coated in cum said “But Daniel we are not yet done”
Daniel smirked, and young Philip blushed.
He opened his mouth to speak but was immediately shushed.
“Don’t speak,” he ordered and, for him, Philip did yearn.
“Sit back and relax because it’s my turn.”
One Dick Two Dick Dan’s Dick Phil’s Dick, a story by the Phandom.
And then with a moan and a movement so quick
Dan started to ride Philip’s disco stick
A shout from young Daniel told Phil he had got him
He chuckled and whispered, “And they think that I bottom”
I still cant get over this
why is this all phan smut
tamaki be like
but haruhi be like
a soulmate is a person that won’t complain about any of my music when i put my ipod on shuffle
i complain about my own music when its on shuffle what are you talking about
When my otp has a near kiss experience I have a near death experience